First round- punish vs morrison - Page 3 - Wrestling Forums

*punish13*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrison

Damn,

Punish you're about as weak for material as you're wifes desperate for a real man.

I'll award you with a star. You can hang this up above you're door to see how much of a competitor you are.

Too bad we aren't in a cock eating contest, because you'd take the entire cake. Frosted with man juice. I live in my own apartment, pay my own bills, own internet bill. So that remark is a big flop. Just like you're comebacks.

So i guess it's time i smash you're face out of the ball park, because you're comebacks get shorter and shorter as we go along. How do you ever last with you're wife? She must have finger banged herself 6-7 times last night. The only pea's n carrots she see's are the one's you feed her for dinner every night. You know that little dangly thing between you're legs you call a penis?

Dude we can tell u are anglo cause u got no rhythm and a microscopic pecker......

I found a pic of your high school sweetheart

And y didn't u tell me your dad was in show business..he looks good in pink!!!!

At some point u are gonna realize that u will always be outclassed...and all u will have in life is your wrestling comments, your KY covered hand, and a delusional brain....

Morrison

Finally you bring pictures in huh? Desperate.

*Climbs to the top of the Ladder, waves to the fans*

It's been fun putting this jobber to school. And how long has he been here and still doesen't know the rules? You commented before he even judged. You call me a noob?
You're weak attempts to dethrone me our impotent, child-like. And down right boring. Your sir, are a lamer...go face someone who happens to be on you're level. Like Eugene.
Because that's how intelligent you're comeback/insults are. Not at all.

Do you know what you're wifes doing? Haha. Waiting for you to get beat so she can let you prick her with you're dick so you feel better.

Taste my ladder bitch.

Mr. Law

Through that maze of LONG typing... you managed to receive no points

POINT PUNISH

PUNISH-4
MORRISON-4

*punish13*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morrison

Finally you bring pictures in huh? Desperate.

*Climbs to the top of the Ladder, waves to the fans*

It's been fun putting this jobber to school. And how long has he been here and still doesen't know the rules? You commented before he even judged. You call me a noob?
You're weak attempts to dethrone me our impotent, child-like. And down right boring. Your sir, are a lamer...go face someone who happens to be on you're level. Like Eugene.
Because that's how intelligent you're comeback/insults are. Not at all.

Do you know what you're wifes doing? Haha. Waiting for you to get beat so she can let you prick her with you're dick so you feel better.

Taste my ladder bitch.

No way!!! I think your mom should be the only one who knows what your cum tastes like.....when was the last time u washed your hands...u look like u just got done painting a white picket fence.......

We apprecite all new comers to the PWF......however we prefer if the competitors have family trees with branches.....

I mean seriously if u were any stupider we would have to add the special olympics belt for u, Ihab, and ballin....

*punish scoops Morrison off the top of the ladder......throws his face on his mom's lap.....punish's reachs up while Morrison loses with a smile on his face*

Morrison

Did you type that in small print so when you lose you can erase it? Pretty funny, although you're gonna look funnier suckin dick with no teeth. You took way too long to type something that short and simple.

And as for the final blow, you give me that insult? Do you want to lose? You're such an ignorant fool that you throw that at me? Special Olympics? Why didn't you put social security card in there somewhere?

Match is not over until it's over, so why don't you go read the rules and learn to wait until he's done judging, because the only autistic special olympic champion is you.

Now bend over and tell me how that ladder feels.

Mr. Law

Ok and for the final point....

Punish, you seem to lack something I enjoy, and thats funny jokes.... however you do come strong with the insults.

Morrison.... this last point round, i don't get why you chose to be the opposite... be hilarious but failing to do a GOOD insult, minus the first sentence, which wasn't too bad. But if your going to type a paragraph, the hole thing needs to be insulting and funny.

If you two had a love child it would have been the TOP PWF competitor

well folks..

YOUR WINNER

...

PU....... NO WAIT

MORRIS !......... NO THATS NOT RIGHT.

K-LAW ? ...... I ALWAYS WIN BUT NOT THIS TIME

WINNER- PUNISH

Mr. Law

Good match guys.....

Great debut morrison

*punish13*

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-law

Ok and for the final point....

Punish, you seem to lack something I enjoy, and thats funny jokes.... however you do come strong with the insults.

Morrison.... this last point round, i don't get why you chose to be the opposite... be hilarious but failing to do a GOOD insult, minus the first sentence, which wasn't too bad. But if your going to type a paragraph, the hole thing needs to be insulting and funny.

If you two had a love child it would have been the TOP PWF competitor

well folks..

YOUR WINNER

...

PU....... NO WAIT

MORRIS !......... NO THATS NOT RIGHT.

K-LAW ? ...... I ALWAYS WIN BUT NOT THIS TIME

WINNER- PUNISH

Fuck u K-law and Morrison .....thank you..... a great first match...one day u will earn that title u want so bad u just need to polish your rhythm and timing

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