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Old 08-26-2008, 08:57 AM
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Chuck Norris can smell what The Rock is cooking, The Rock is his personal chef
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the above post is the smartest thing i have ever heard anybody say about anything
i am highscore champion, leader of the leaderboard and king of the arcade beat that bitches
32 highscores i deserve a trophy and i demand one
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Old 08-26-2008, 11:20 AM
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Old 08-26-2008, 05:58 PM
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Chuck Norris clicked on and advertisement that said "Click here to recieve a free Playstation3"... And he recieved it. (Made that one up myself... )
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:12 PM
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Nagaski never had a bomb dropped on it Chuck Norris just jumped out of a plane and punched the earth.
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Chuck Norris was able to beat GI Joe.... and now rules the world!
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:23 PM
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Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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God prays to Chuck Norris.
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I fly high, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!)
Foreign rides, outside, its like showbiz (I'm in the building)
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He stay fly, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!)
Hips and Thighs, Oh my, Stay focus

Ya boy gettin paper (Money), I buy big cars (Foreign)
I need fly rides to drive in my garage (Choose 1)
Stay sky high (Twisted), Fly wit the stars (Twinkle ,Twinkle)
T 4 ? Flights , 80 grand large (BALLIN!)
So we lean with it, pop with it (Bankhead)
'Vertible jones, mean with the top listen (Flossin)
I'm sayin clean with the bottom ?(Do It)
I Hop'd out saggy jeans and my rock glistenin(BALLIN!)
But I spent bout 8 grand
Mami on stage doin the rain dance (I think she like me)
She let it hit the floor, made it pop (What Else !?)
Got my pedal to the floor screamin fuck the cops(Do It!)

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Karate. Karate does the Chuck Norris.
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I fly high, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!)
Foreign rides, outside, its like showbiz (I'm in the building)
(Girl)
He stay fly, No Lie ,You know this (BALLIN!)
Hips and Thighs, Oh my, Stay focus

Ya boy gettin paper (Money), I buy big cars (Foreign)
I need fly rides to drive in my garage (Choose 1)
Stay sky high (Twisted), Fly wit the stars (Twinkle ,Twinkle)
T 4 ? Flights , 80 grand large (BALLIN!)
So we lean with it, pop with it (Bankhead)
'Vertible jones, mean with the top listen (Flossin)
I'm sayin clean with the bottom ?(Do It)
I Hop'd out saggy jeans and my rock glistenin(BALLIN!)
But I spent bout 8 grand
Mami on stage doin the rain dance (I think she like me)
She let it hit the floor, made it pop (What Else !?)
Got my pedal to the floor screamin fuck the cops(Do It!)

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