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Here we go... ONE per post, lets see what you got... As many posts as you want, but ONLY ONE PER POST, I'll start.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Just for MikeySan (as i told him) NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE! |
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die
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