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Old 08-24-2008, 05:17 PM
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Here we go... ONE per post, lets see what you got... As many posts as you want, but ONLY ONE PER POST, I'll start.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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America and the Soviet Union didn't decide to tear down the berlin wall. It was simply in Chuck Norris' way
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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